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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Maya eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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