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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Zeus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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