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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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