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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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