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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Thor eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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