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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Loki eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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