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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dexter eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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