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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Widget eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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