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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jelly eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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