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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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