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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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