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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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