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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bilbo eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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