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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Gizmo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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