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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Maggie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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