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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Toby eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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