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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tilly eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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