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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Lola eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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