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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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