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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bella eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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