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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Poppy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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