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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Frodo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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