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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daenerys eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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