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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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