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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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