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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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