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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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