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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Picard eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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