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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rex eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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