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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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