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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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