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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dixie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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