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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Stella eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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