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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simpkins eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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