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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tilly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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