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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Akira eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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