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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rex eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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