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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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