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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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