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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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