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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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