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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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