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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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