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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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