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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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