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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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