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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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