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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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