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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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