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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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