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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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